I know 7 positions, 8 if you count the floor.
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Your boxing model is much better than IE6's.
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.