Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.