If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
That dress would look great on my floor…