Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
My other stick curves to the right.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?