You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
Hi, I have big feet.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
You're definitely on my most wanted list!