Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.