You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!