I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
This must be the end of a rainbow. (Why?) Because I've just found my pot of gold.
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?